April 2012
23 posts
me to myself after every single thing i do: god dammit
everets:
Its funny that owl city song like he gets 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs like 1 in 10 lightning bugs are hugging him his approval rating among lightning bugs is almost as low as that among humans
paceboy:
see you drivin’ round town
with the girl i love and i’m like
ok
“But today I made a discovery; all people are alone in some ways and some people...”
– Now, Voyager (1942)
March 2012
457 posts
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Does anyone know any good songs about going to the club looking to dance and fuck someone hot while getting your drink on? I am seriously having such a hard time trying to find a song that fits these requirements.
niggers:
when people start off their internet argument with “sweetie” or “darling”
teacher: you are taking a test why do i hear talking
me: because u have ears
*high-fives the person next to me and double backflips out of the room onto a motorcycle with lady gaga's head on it and drives off into the sunset screaming yolo"
me: hey
atheist: see here's where you're wrong buddy
mostgay:
In fifth grade I pretended to break my arm and then wrote everyone really mean notes and I said that it couldn’t be me because I couldn’t write with a broken arm
christianbaled:
when i look back on people that i used to like
Fool me once , shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on me
Fool me 92,654 times, you are a weather man
manwithpenis:
hello, i’m a girl. welcome to my room. on this wall are a bunch of pictures i ripped out from magazines. on this wall are also a bunch of pictures i ripped out from magazines.
1612th:
imagine if a terrorist poisoned every salad bar in america with the goal to kill every american that would literally be the least effective plan ever
mormonhub:
and now a short quote from the Facebook status of a girl in my year:
“Friendship is like a tube of toothpaste, once stuff comes out it’s hard to get it back in the tube”
whoreoscopes:
doomf:
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
mypatronusisyou:
twinmachines:
do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you arent around to witness it
not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like
people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes
thats the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even...
