March 2012
14 posts
youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
mostgay:
A Big Bang Theory audience member would laugh hysterically at their own mother’s funeral
1 tag
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
“Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat...”
– James Franco (via trauben)
3 tags
February 2012
451 posts
“Two of you stand before me, but I only have one photo in my hands, and this...”
– Sylvia Plath (via nice-shrubbery)
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
lolinternets:
I’m allergic to effort
annefranksgasmask:
Eating the recommended serving size must be so boring
thatsmoderatelyraven:
today i was in class looking at someone’s tumblr and i clicked on something and my volume was apparently all the way up and my laptop goes “FUCK YO COUCH” and i almost fell out of my seat out of shock and embarrassment
Using Moriarty's logic
acumberbitchinbelgravia:
Middle Earth is real
Hogwarts is real
There is a Goblin King who wears pants that are way too tight and sings awesome songs
Zombies are real
Elves and fairies exist
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
